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Welcome to Bored Shenanigans.
Welcome to Episode 113: Dance For Me Google Monkey!
I would put show notes for the thing that we talked about, but you don’t need that in your life. Bored Shenanigans: We suffer so you don’t have to.
I swear this is not a gimmick but for real I have know clue what is in this one this time. And not like how I say that some times but actually sort of know. I really don’t this time. I made one edit based on a note found with the file, removed some background noise and balanced the tracks, slapped some music on and called it good. The only thing I heard in this was the phrase “hill of bears” at the end. There could be anything in this episode, anything!! It could be one of our best or our worst. It could contain things that I normally would have cut out; which could be good or bad. Who knows. The only way to find out is to open it! Download
Beowulf destroys the Grundel and we have a deep and meaningful conversation about Hobbing Knobs. Also so many butts. And then things go to the dogs. And this episode is mostly nude so no worrying about weird skips in the audio which by the way I will rerelease ep.99 as a bonus episode next week.
Why hello there. This episode is here to fulfill all your sensual desires. It will gently caress your supple body and fill you with orgasmic desire. You are in for the most erotic podcast of your life, prepare yourself for ecstasy you have never experienced. Welcome to Stall For Time 5, Live Nudes or Something.
On the first part of the journey, I saw the menu was filled with options. There were ridiculous stories about rapes and pedophiles and office managers. It felt good to be out of the rain.
Brent joins Cody as they talk about not talking in quite some time. Join the conversation and by that we mean treat it as a read only file, you can be there but your participation isn’t all that important.
While we are searching trying to find our lost podcast we go to the history files and bring you this gem from the golden age of podcasting, the 1930s Download
Wait for it……………………
That’s right we have big plans for episode 100 but it is going to take us a few more weeks than we thought it would to finish so….. in an effort to hold off we created a new series, a brand new podcasting series, with a brand new numbering system that starts at 1. So hear us stall for time right in front of your eyes and don’t rustle or Cody will know what you are up to from anywhere in the world. Then Big Band Rappers will find you.
So E3 just happened and we review a few things from that. See if you can guess what. Also we get lost in the realization of our own mortality for a moment in the middle
Brewer gets a new side kick this week in the form of Brent (the sexy baby) and he wants to talk about racism. There is also more Internet Strangelove, Brewer pulls some weeds, and there are no fat guys or trolleys.
Welcome one, welcome all, welcome this is the Greatest Show on Earth. Cecil Demille be damned, we don’t need technicolor, Betty Hudson, Charlton Heston or elephants to deliver greatness. I’d offer little previews of what is discussed, but that is unfair to you. This is the most exceptional, most fantastic and by far the sexiest episode of Bored Shenanigans ever.
Tune in as your two favorite podcasting fellas open up a can of evil energy drink conspiracies. Hear the truth on whether the pen for her is mightier than the sword and know once and for all in what way you can use fucksickle in a sentence.
A good name for an ok episode. Filled with all the things that will not make it into next weeks episode or haven’t yet made it into any previous. Also Cody is terrorized and watches movies for Halloween, naked people are in our houses doing things to plants, we hate vague people, and love making up new ways to make love.
Accidentally nude. Kind of like if you walking on somebody in the bathroom or when you are trying to return a coffee cup or when you walk in on them installing a new lava-lamp in their government mandated soul altar…
Welcome to Episode 56: And Now a Word from our Sponsors
Also in this episode, I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See Cody run like pigs to a gun Controversy. See how they fly. I’m crying.
Brewers Sitting on a cornflake. Waiting for the van to come. Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you’ve been a naughty boy You let your editing run long. I’m crying.
Mr. Dallas Mavericks sitting. Pretty little Players in a row. See how they look in their new shirts. See how they Dribble. I’m crying
Sitting in an English theater Waiting for the Tusk. If the Tusks not fun you get a laugh From us giving soda to Bane.
Stamps.com Climbing up the Audible tower. Carbonite penguin singing Dollar Shave Club. Man, you should have seen 1n1 kicking Legal Zoom.
All the news that is news, live! In the nude! Your brave podcasters stand on the front lines to bring you the breaking stories that cannot, nay, will not wait. Hear such important world changing events as Vancouver’s erect Satan, Updates on Satan Watch Oklahoma, Oral Jesus, and much more. So much news they had to don silly accents to inform you properly.
We bring you a special report of a sort. Cody wants to talk about some of the issues surrounding the idea of the ability to open carry a handgun so Brewer interviews him. That’s all you really need to know.
The big 4th of July wrap up show [citation needed] and it gets hot and sexy [citation needed] when we get live and nude. We bring to your attention some very important P.S.A.s [citation needed], put forth a Face/On face-off, and talk about music we like and get a little sentimental. And some other things to but if I write it all here then it ruins the fun of listening [citation needed].
We are taking our podcast pants off for you today and showing it all to you. After this you will know why you don’t want Bored Shenanigans to have this fast of a turnaround and go back to planning episodes. But if you like old references to movies you haven’t seen, eating Soylent Green, or have trouble using Wii Controllers you found the right podcast.
Well, Brewer and Cody were supposed to do an episode last week but some strange events intruded on this plan. So, Cody finds himself when Brewer disappeared.
Well, Brewer and Cody were supposed to do an episode last week but some strange events intruded on this plan. So, Brewer is joined by a very special someone that he has a lot in common with and hates with a passion.
“Hey look at that hot podcast” and you get a lot for your dollar when you wave it at us on stage. There is talk of beer parties, whiskey dispensers, cheesy rap songs, and everything else wrong on the internet.
Polish your blarney stones and guard your pots of gold this wee little Bit o’ Shenanigans is building a railroad right to your ears. Come join us but mind not to let the snakes in.
If you could not tell we talk about how we spent Saint Patrick’s Day. This Episode has a lot of down force in the rear by the MASSIVE SPOILER attached to our conversation about Boondock Saints. So if you have not seen it yet feel ashamed go watch it or be warned. And if at any point in time during the episode you start thinking we are cool we remedy that with some talk of the Elder Scrolls games.
Also, to explain the title a bit this episode is a bit shorter than normal making it sort of like a To-Go and was recorded spur of the moment and not edited much making it sort of like a Live Nudes
New Year is a time of new beginnings and half ass’d promises to yourself. Those vices you intend to release into the great abyss of time and space, those torrid little corruptions we hold onto despite our best intentions. This is the year when we customarily let those fallacies flutter away and try to better ourselves. That in and of itself is a grand old tradition, yet the often forgotten and for granted part of such is to actually change. A change is a difficult thing, it is a re-manipulation of habits and reliable old actions. Change can present either the height of terror or the oasis of hope to all whom pass upon that roadway. The most prevalent part of any change is to actually change, not to just jostle up things to settle back into familiar old routines. Fucking alter whatever you intended to revise and move forward with it. Take it, embrace it, and conquer the goddamn thing, do not allow the lack of change to conquer you. It is imperative that you actually follow through, sift through the trifle of excuses and emerge victorious. Whatever your goal was, attain that. Change your job, change your waist line, change your religion, hell change your abilities, just do the work and win. That is your humble writer’s goal this New Year, to follow through and stand triumphant atop my flaws.
Cody Jemes is the head writer of the Bored Shenanigans Articulations. Need more of him and don’t know where to look? Check out his articles on the Dallas Mavericks at Texas Fandom, leave snarky comments on hispoetry blog or if tired of reading? Listen to the podcast he co -hosts.
You seeing us undressed makes us want to Johnfinger. So we did it again. That is got naked. Well, we johnfingered too. Anyhoo, There has been a wedding in the B.S. Family. Also we get angry about nothing important. Chad makes an appearance. We take Vegas by storm then by elevator. And we learn there is a lot of truth in (Pulp) Fiction and in Kevin Smith’s new move Tusk.
A not so live and only kind of nude episode guest starring Cody Jemes! This was originally recorded for release last Monday but with the surprise episode it got pushed back one. Still not that heavily edited ( a lot like some of my episode descriptions; I have been told some typos get throw ) its like you are in the moment with us. You can just make-believe you are a time traveler on the most boring trip through the space-time continuum ever.
We talk turkey about thanksgiving, Cody talks about text messages from the rogues gallery and the troubles at his job, Brewer talks Final Fantasy then his ego explodes all over the podcast’s face.
*No gangsters or gangstas were harmed in the making of this podcast* but if they would like to send us their terms or treaties we will look them over.
TAKE IT OFF! WOOOOOOOOO! That’s what daddy like! Eat each others soup! Show us that Johnfinger! Poppycock! Poppycock! Poppycock!
That’s right it is Bored Shenanigans Live Nudes, as in we just recorded it and it has not been edited. We explain more in the episode, that’s why this a podcast not a blog, but boiled down the episode that was going to go up needs some serious surgery and will most likely be our next From the Vault episode. So, Stay Tuned! And Now…
