Bored Shenanigans Podcast – Episode 111


Get ready to set the clocks back before the Mayan Calendar ended. Back when Youtube started sharing the first cat videos, and W. started his second term and Katrina. Cut class, forget your homework and hope for sex that will never come because Bored Shenanigans is 17 again!
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Welcome to Bored Shenanigans.

Welcome to Episode 111: Shenanigans: 2005

Cody’s Most Embarrassing Moment

A bet is a bet. For those of you who haven’t listened to Episode 110 of the Bored Shenanigans Podcast(Available via iTunes, Stitcher and this very website), a wager was made on the last episode. The details are in the episode but I, Cody Jemes lost. In doing so, had to publish an article retelling my most embarrassing moment. It is hard to imagine how such could exist.In co-hosting an online talk show for almost three years, I have revealed many shameful truths that long time listeners are too bashful to recall. I have retold many a tale of my face palming failings and moments of unfiltered stupidity. Those are mere child’s play to what I have for you here. Without further ado, Bored Shenanigans presents Cody’s Most Embarrassing Moment.

Let me take you back to a simpler time. A time before smart phones and reliable wifi signals. A time before tablets and net books. A time when one was forced to download their desired media onto a hard drive if they wanted to take it with them. A time when bulky laptops occupied college students back packs and their battery life was paltry at best. Now in these bygone days of yore, I was a full time overnight employee and a full time college student. I drifted in and out of poor decisions with great regularity, but truly on this day I would out do myself.

The campus I went to opened at seven AM around the time I was finishing my overnight shift. I would often arrive right as the doors opened and the halls were often quite vacant. On this particular day, I felt a need to release some tension before my classes and I secured a safe spot in the men’s room. After some quick reconnaissance work I realized that I was truly alone. I was a man alone with just his lust and downloaded library of erotic entertainment. What could possibly go wrong?  I set up my station, selected my finest adult video, plugged in my headphones and began to enjoy myself. As things escalated and intensified I proceeded with the normal course of action. My fatal flaw was the volume of the video overpowered the volume of my surroundings.

Whilst I was engaged with myself I didn’t hear a knock on the door of the cleaning woman. I certainly didn’t hear her ask if the bathroom was empty. More importantly than that, I was so overcome with my initial desire, I neglected to close the stall door. All these thing culminated in a quick and sorrowful turn of events. As I looked up I saw this poor woman, having just discovered me mid coitus with myself. She exclaimed “Sorry” as I violently shuffled to hide my shame. My laptop crashed to the ground, my headphones pulled out to reveal the sounds of hardcore pornography, I struggled to gather my belongings and my dignity in a losing effort while I vacated that bathroom.

After the woeful event I went and found a quiet corner to hid in my humiliation and in a futile attempt to collect myself. The cornucopia of poor judgments overflowed onto me with unrelenting ferocity. I was a moron. I tried as hard as I could to allow time to pass with some semblance of normalcy. I assumed my foolish behavior would be forgotten as there were only two witnesses.I thought things would be forgotten. Not so much.

I attended that college for two more years and would sporadically see the poor custodian who caught me in the act. I tried with all my might to avoid eye contact with her, but when her eyes found mine she would shake her head with disgust. There is no escape from chagrin so loathsome. To that woman, I am that harrowing tale of what to fear when walking into a men’s bathroom. In her eyes I am perpetually that slumped over pervert who was jacking it for all I was worth in the public restroom.

 

 

Cody Jemes is the co-host of the Bored Shenanigans podcast listen to more of his botches on iTunes and Stitcher. Read his not so self deprecating articles here. This deviant also writes poetry, see that here  or download his debauchery filled e-book hereBe sure heckle him on social media via Twitter or Facebook.

 

Bored Shenanigans Podcast – Stalling For Time 04


While we are searching trying to find our lost podcast we go to the history files and bring you this gem from the golden age of podcasting, the 1930s
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While You Wait for Some Bored Shenanigans…

Stall For Time Episode 004: Stall For the 1930s

Bored Shenanigans Podcast – Episode 93

Not only is this a Vault Shenanigans originally recorded in December of 2014 but Cody is the one the edited it. So you would think that he would be the one to do the episode description. But no it is me and I have not yet had a chance to hear it so I will make wild speculations about what happens in it.

Cody will get stuck on a sentence and it will make negative amounts of sense. We will find common ground between two apposing points. A recent headline makes us angry. The words “potted plants” will be used more than we ever imagined. We will find a striking similarity between a political leader and a glass of iced tea. A primordial evil will be called forth from outer darkness to claim the blood of the living by remnants of a once great forgotten ancient kingdom and we will have to be recalled to an orbital platform to protect mankind from that which it knows not.

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Welcome to Bored Shenanigans.

Welcome to Episode 93: I dont know what this is…

Bored Shenanigans Podcast – Episode 86

Find out the exciting conclusion to last weeks episode with the new news from Cody. Also hear Brewer talking more on the pot, Cody get the shakes, and what we see as the bigger problem with a failed terrorist attack.

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Welcome to Bored Shenanigans.

Welcome to Episode 86: The 1 Too Long for 1 Part so has a Part 2: Part 2

Also the last about 20min or so I did not edit at all. So think of this as a topless bar more than a live nudes

Bored Shenanigans Podcast – Episode 78

Welcome one, welcome all, welcome this is the Greatest Show on Earth. Cecil Demille be damned, we don’t need technicolor, Betty Hudson, Charlton Heston or elephants to deliver greatness. I’d offer little previews of what is discussed, but that is unfair to you. This is the most exceptional, most fantastic and by far the sexiest episode of Bored Shenanigans ever.

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Welcome to Bored Shenanigans.    

Welcome to Episode 78: The Greatest Show on Earth: PART 1

Bored Shenanigans Podcast – Episode 69

We bid a fawned farewell to Craig Ferguson leaving the Late Late Show.  And in honor of him we rip off every bit of his show, including having technical issues, or at least when we remember to.

Also Cody has very strong emotion based opinions on “The Interview” that in a later recording but previously released (Episode 68) he describes as making him a “moron”, “blundering ass” and, “ill-informed”

And who’s that at the door? I do not know because going through them makes us forget.

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Welcome to Bored Shenanigans.     

Welcome to Episode 69: The Late Late Podcast

This is also the cleanest, in terms of language, that Bored Shenanigans has ever been, so far. Might be the best episode to show the kids; this kind of thing will not happen often.

Bored Shenanigans Podcast – Episode 62

We pull our podcast pants up high for this one. Well, in actuality all of our pants regardless of kind or occasion of use or latest fashion trends or proper weather or public ordinance or their willingness to obey use as their conquering overlord bending their existence to our wills. If you are the kind of person that wears pants this is the podcast for you.

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Welcome to Bored Shenanigans.    

Welcome to Episode 62: Fancy Pants Robot

Also, if you are or having trouble with fresh robots this is the podcast for you.
Or, if you like mash-ups such as the Saints of Hazzard this is the podcast for you.
Are harpooning giant space snowballs your thing then this is the podcast for you.
Do you like amazing ideas for a story this is the podcast for you (but please don’t steal it from us just yet give us a little time to see if we can do something with it).

Also, R.I.P Wayne Static of Static-X; he will be missed.

Bored Shenanigans Podcast – Episode 55

All the news that is news, live! In the nude! Your brave podcasters stand on the front lines to bring you the breaking stories that cannot, nay, will not wait. Hear such important world changing events as Vancouver’s erect Satan, Updates on Satan Watch Oklahoma, Oral Jesus, and much more. So much news they had to don silly accents to inform you properly.

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Welcome to Bored Shenanigans.    

Welcome to Episode 55: Live Nudes 6: Live Nudes News

And if you don’t know what “Live Nudes” means by now its on you to figure it out.

Bored Shenanigans Podcast – Episode 51

The mighty door to Vault Shenanigans has swung open and let out another locked up episode. This has all your favorite from rest-full episodes guests telling the story of Cody for your Prom Date. We also indulge in the 2 minutes hate, game on, dance safely, and this episode is not brought to you by stamps.com but it could be.

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Welcome to Bored Shenanigans.    

Welcome to Episode 51: SHENANIGEDDON!!!

BS-to-GO 05

We bring you a special report of a sort. Cody wants to talk about some of the issues surrounding the idea of the ability to open carry a handgun so Brewer interviews him. That’s all you really need to know.

 May I Take Your Order?

Would you like the Hot Apple Pie with that?

So that’s one To-Go Episode 05: Have Gun – Will Podcast

Bored Shenanigans Podcast – Episode 46

Alot is going this episode (yes I typed “alot” on purpose, want to fight about it). Cody is in a fight with Obama on two fronts, Brewer is in a fight with the Pope’s demons, Colonel Sanders is in a fight about nothing, Turtles are in a fight with Rangers and, we all lose the fight with nostalgia.

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Welcome to Bored Shenanigans.

Welcome to Episode 46: Naming things gets hard

Bored Shenanigans Podcast – Episode 45

The big 4th of July wrap up show [citation needed] and it gets hot and sexy [citation needed] when we get live and nude. We bring to your attention some very important P.S.A.s [citation needed], put forth a Face/On face-off, and talk about music we like and get a little sentimental. And some other things to but if I write it all here then it ruins the fun of listening [citation needed].

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Welcome to Bored Shenanigans.

Welcome to Episode 45: Live Nudes 5: A Good Day to Live Nude 

And if you don’t know what “Live Nudes” means by now its on you to figure it out.

BS-to-GO 004 – B

Well, Brewer and Cody were supposed to do an episode last week but some strange events intruded on this plan. So, Cody finds himself when Brewer disappeared.

 

May I Take Your Order?

Would you like the Hot Apple Pie with that?

So that’s one To-Go Episode 04b: Getting to know your evil twin – Side B

BS-to-GO 004

Well, Brewer and Cody were supposed to do an episode last week but some strange events intruded on this plan. So, Brewer is joined by a very special someone that he has a lot in common with and hates with a passion.

May I Take Your Order?    

Would you like the Hot Apple Pie with that?

So that’s one To-Go Episode 04: Getting to know your evil twin

Bored Shenanigans Podcast – Episode 36

Holy B.S.? More like wholly bs! Yeah, I am sorry that joke exists now in the world too… What I was trying to say was it was recorded on Good Friday. But don’t fret that doesn’t stop us from telling dirty jokes and talk about movies. Also a sexy study, Cody double the date night, and Brewer finally finishes Final Fantasy XIII franchise.

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Welcome to Bored Shenanigans.     

Welcome to Episode 36: Even better Monday

6 Best Ways To De-Stress

Stress got you down? Ready to pull your hair out over some unexpected event? Trying to figure out how to afford the holidays? This is the Bored Shenanigans approved method of stress relief.

6) Take a minute. Find a place of solace. Whether it be a park, your front porch, or even your living room. Just take a deep breath, enjoy some quiet and think it all through 

5) Grab the dragon- Here at Bored Shenanigans we advocate handling your high. Get shit faced, get stoned, whatever does it for you. As always, impair your brain responsibly and forget the problems at hand. Usually when doing such you will realize that all is conquerable.

4) Have a laugh. Find something funny. Watch a stupid YouTube video, watch a funny movie, hell go to a comedy club. The world is full of laughs, just find one and laugh away the hard times. There is this podcast I know about….

3) Whine to a friend. What are friends for? They are there to listen to you bitch about the hard times. Oftentimes they have an insight or solution that you could not see outside the present scenario. Just grab a box of tissues and let loose.

2) Get sentimental.  Dig out that old security blanket, that favorite stuffed animal, a photo album or movie you love. Grasp onto a remnant of a better time to help put ice on the proverbial wound.

1) Fuck it out. This one should be obvious. Everyone likes to get laid; it makes us all feel better. If you find yourself in a situation where you have no one willing to swap pink with you, enjoy yourself. Snap one out or use a vibrating friend.

Always remember dear reader, that no situation is ever unconquerable. Just when you think you cannot handle anymore you always will. So hopefully we have offered some minor wisdom amid all our irreverence.