Here is a link to the Eye of Argon This is the same copy we are reading from on the show.
And here is the Gay Little Toaster..
Here is a link to the Eye of Argon This is the same copy we are reading from on the show.
And here is the Gay Little Toaster..
Here is a link to the Eye of Argon This is the same copy we are reading from on the show. And boy is it a special kind of read.
Pure Pwnage what we went to go see. There is a trailer right on the homepage. Check out their Website to see the web series for free.
Picture will go up when I get home.
Madoka Magica “the Watchmen of Magical Girl anime”
Fran Bow – played by MatPat on GTLive
Emo Kylo Ren Twitter
Woooooooooooooooooooooooo Show Notes Are Back!!!
Behind his beard is a tattoo of a swastika inside a hammer and sickle surrounded by a pentagram centered in an anarchy sign with Arabic words that say “ass rape as you please”
Cody Jemes is responsible for most cracks and scratches you see.
Cody Jemes is an antivaxxer because he wants more autism
“I got a big dick made out of money yo. bitches want me cum diamonds in their asshole.” – Cody Jemes
Cody Jemes goes into supermarkets and dulls the Capri-Sun straws to make kids cry.
Cody Jemes canceled Firefly.
When asked about Cody Jemes, Pol Pot of the Khmer Rouge said that he is a great guy and real fun at their pajama parties “most of our polices came from what he said talking in his sleep”.
14 shares of Pabst Brewing Co. are owned by Cody Jemes
Cody Jemes is the reason why moose have to ask children for baked goods.
Cody Jemes goes to animal shelters for a good laugh.
Cody Jemes once choked on an ellipsis…
Cody Jemes hides slivers of ham in vegetarian soup.
All of Cody Jemes’s pants are the singular form of the noun.
Cody Jemes hands out free bottles of water fortified with Thalidomide at Lamaze classes.
Cody Jemes is the one that let the dogs out in the 00’s.
Cody Jemes is singularly the reason for Obi-Wan Kenobi comment about Mos Eisley Spaceport.
Contact with Cody Jemes is one of only 2 offense Starfleet still carries the death penalty for.
Voldemort refuses to say Cody Jemes’s name.
Cody Jemes once auditioned for the ShamWow commercial but was rejected for being “too creepy and sleazy looking”
Cody Jemes is the larval form of his species; when he grows up he will be a desk lamp with a 35watt bulb and a stick note that reads “remember milk for Stacy”.
The nose of Cody Jemes is perpetually filled with peanut butter.
Cody Jemes turns the pressure on water fountains down as low as they can go and films people trying to drink from them scored with flute music
Cody Jemes once built a raft out shoes stolen from the homeless to conquer a small island in the Mississippi Delta region for 2 days. This one isn’t that bad I just found it interesting.
Cody Jemes has none of his original teeth but 32 other people do. When they had their wisdom teeth pulled he put his to fill the gap.
Cody Jemes wears socks with sandals. But the socks are on the outside over the sandals.
Cody Jemes has 11 toes… in a jar… that he jerks off into at night… every time he feels hungry.
Cody Jemes’s blood tastes like blueberry yogurt, the dust from a ceiling fan, and melancholy
Behind this link you find a world of strange objects protruding from packs
So this is the link to the article read from on the show. Click Me!!!
But if you can’t wait here is a Picture
#BattlePenis
This is the short film (AMERICAN REFLEXXX) we discussed at the end of the show for your viewing {insert emotion here} It is hard to watch FOR MANY REASONS
I will fill this Out TOMORROW I PROMISE!!! if nothing else for my own personal reason..
I would like to quote the uploader of this video because it is the best description that this could ever have.
“Sometimes, a body gets a hankering that only Leonard Nimoy singing about hobbits while surrounded by 60’s pixie chicks can sate. Fortunately, we live in a world where those hankerings need not go unfulfilled!” – SputnikMonkey’s channel – youtube
First announcement of Monty Oum hospitalization.
Second announcement of his death.
This is his Deviant Art page. His last journal entry title is…. thought-provoking.
Here are his videos.
All of Dead Fantasy linked together in one big video plus two out of continuity dance videos
Here are some Quotes from him.
“I continually hope that someday I’ll get a chance to pass on everything I’ve learned. There hardly seems a moment considering living by my words only means having absolutely no time to say them. So at least I can take a moment in slight to utter in passing.”
“It is my philosophy in life, much like my movies, to jump first, then figure it out on the way down.”
“The problem with living your dream, on the off days when you need a break. The escape you’re looking for is from yourself. In which there is none.”
“I don’t like saying fans, I’d rather to say friends. Fans are just friends I haven’t met yet.”
“When I didn’t feel like I was making enough of a difference. The harder part of living in this world is living with only being able to make small ripples of change, but ripples enough that eventually we will make our own tidal wave. A wave of hope for others that can reach around the world and touch people past barriers of language or culture.”
“Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible.”
“To plan and plot success seems such a devilish necessity, and not really me. I Don’t really think too far ahead. Only thing I know how to do is work as hard as I can, and hope that my skills are enough before I hit the ground.”
“Lately I’ve felt we’re all becoming far too complacent. All in all, relax and let people do their thing. don’t like it move on. Don’t let your nostalgia about what something should be ruin it for a new generation”
“the less time I spend talking the more work I get done.”
“Also Haters… you keep doing your standard things. I hope your rigid premise of how things should be will get you far. Ya know, worshipping other peoples ideas wholely as if they were any better than you. Well I guess they are if your mind is so inflexible. Just don’t bring your opinions of what I should or shouldn’t do to my table. Cause I walk over standards for daily.”
“the world looks very different, when you’re pushing yourself every second you’ve got.”
“Being able to deliver on a timely basis might mean making these mistakes and living with it.”
“Do more of the same and you’re not living up to your responsibility to grow as an artist. Break the boundaries and hope you’ll be able to deliver something within reasonable grasp Find yourself somewhere in between, let’s hope I figure out where exactly that is. I’m not really trying to complain, afterall I knew well what I was getting into when I raised the bar for myself. I just hope you know the contrast between better, and different.”
“ about the whole doing things by the books. I never liked the fact that the traditionalist would always argue that everything should be done 100% legitimately. But if that were the case, that would pretty much mean I shouldn’t be where I am now. Imagine if to make my movies I would actually have to spend the actual amount of money on software, license the music, of God knows somehow compose music myself, on top of directing modeling, animating texturing choreographing etc.”
“I’d say it would be a pretty stale existence if people who want to be able to express themselves in my particular manner get tied up in red tape. Oh wait, that was the greater portion of my life before I learned how to cheat.”
“It’s a little saddening to say goodbye just as soon as we met. But I hope fate bring us together again in the future as well as more people I hope to meet as well.”
Learn all about how to ketch a comet here.
Also this is the promotion short film that the ESA made. You should watch it.
Ending music stolen but with love from Jonathan Coulton
This is Don Hertzfeldt’s short film Rejected it is strange and awesome look up other things by him if for some reason, like Cody, you made it all the way through the birth of youtube tell now with out seeing this.
HATE MAIL!!!!!
You are all idiots. Why the hell did you guys decide to make a podcast. You two are the dumbest people I have ever listened to in my entire life. Fucking idiots. I wish you both would go to hell where you belong. God does not enjoy his people talking like this. You should think about the creator and his amazingness and remember that he brought you dumbasses into this world. Worship him!! I am so sad for your lives and hope you may find the lord jesus!
– Lil’ God
I will do them some time tomorrow or yesterday or today. I dont know when you are reading this so… are they here, no. Well then wait a little longer.
getting gnaked – You can search for this on google and it’s the one from Imgur to find the awesome pictures of gnomes we talked about.
this is her twitter
Greatest American Hero is back!!!!!!!
Lesbian want cakes but cant have any because of Jesus
also the resolution to the story from Episode 30
Cody’s Big Poll
go here to see who you side with.
this place as well as here has some relevant information
This space reserved for awesome pictures.
Here is where you can grab Cody’s bags… wait I don’t think that’s right let me try again. Here is where you can see Cody carry a hand bag… no that’s not right either, right? Oh yes, Here is where you will find a grab bag of article that Cody sent me before we started recording.
Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you those show notes we love to hate.
Want something special to john finger to? Check out our favorite vaginal puppet master, Veronica Chaos. We legitimately love the originality and the brazenness of this concept. Read her highly interesting article here or just get busy with it here.
Have a drawer that squeaks? Need to shove something big into something small? Want the best slip and slide ever? We explore the Amazon jungle to bring you lube. Big buckets of hot lube.
Or want to see a cinematic legend lose his shit about frozen peas and other commercial things? Listen to the most epic voice in a most confused state. Enjoy the chaos so you know how to lose it with style.
The governments plan for zombies
The Pope exercising
What’s the harm? This place tells about “people who have been injured or killed as a result of someone not thinking critically.” Like about exorcisms.
KFC takes you no matter what you look like or if your parents are crazy
Cody in the Cage
College Student gets stuck in German vagina
Atheists don’t like Crosses, go figure.
Also, you should check out last weeks episode,43: Jesus’ Cunt, to see some of our Hate Mail
Listen to these Guys
Welcome to Night Vale – a great podcast for people that have always wondered what NPR sounded like in the Twilight Zone (you can find episode archive here)
The Steve Austin Show – the Pro Wrestler in the shows name tells you about stuff and interviews guest both wrestler and not. As Cody puts it, it is extremely captivating and he runs a really good show.
Penn’s Sunday School – Penn Jillette, you may know him as the talkative one of the comedy magic duo “Penn and Teller” he is also an atheist, skeptic, and libertarian and he does a podcast about such topics.
This is from Episode 44:Satan’s Miracle Whip
I bring you The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and Co-Prophet of the End Times
This is the First Video
And here is the follow up one
A whore for the books
Nothing is slang for vagina
Zoetropes – Would you like to Know More
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz – the second most Majorious thing you can put in your mouth
Face/On
This is the Website Cody mention in the Humanity Failed section you should go there again
William Shatner sings Rocket Man – that’s all you need to know.
List of richest fictional characters from Forbes
Raciest against the fat man
Also you should go to their home page and take some of the quizzes. They are much deeper than the ones you normally get linked to like “what color in a rainbow would I be based on what kind of chocolate I am” or “what fuzzy animal would I be in the 16th century” or “what kind of lover is perfect for me when I am a werewolf”
؟ that right there is the irony point or sarcasm mark I shall start using it wherever necessary from now on.
Oh the good old days of coping with red scares
I don’t know what this could have to do with the episode.
Duty Calls
This right here, what you are reading now, is the thing we hate the most about being podcasters.
Details about the Devil
The Ninth Circle
List of our episode were we sat in his lap
Graham crackers are not just for the Straights anymore
Where the idea came from
Why it is named that
*Note the title text on the above are the ones that originally went with the comic not my own wit. But all the others you can attribute to me.
Nerdist podcast episode 283 with Max Landis where he talks about the Peter Pan reimagine better than I do but, it is his idea. (if you don’t want to hear the whole thing (but the Nerdist is a great listen) this part starts at 47:45)
Nordenfelt gun here you can read about it but thats not the important part of the notes the name just makes us giggle
I know there should be more but I can’t remember what so, if you get curious about something and it is not here, Google it and post it in the comments for me.
This is Bill Nye vs. Ken Ham note it is looooong also the debate actually starts 12.44 in. (should start there for you)
Pokemon with Nicolas Cage’s Face/On them
Different Face/On just click it made us laugh
Zardoz
If that picture is not enough to make you see it here are some videos I recommend the first two.
Top, bottom and versatile – this is NOT AT ALL what I was looking for. Be wary where you are when you click this link.
This picture has Worf and a Flamingo because the internet.
Nicolas Cage pillows It Could Happen to You. You could be Gone in 60 Seconds Stolen away to a dream land. And it will keep you Trapped in Paradise in a City of Angels. Face Off the Next day and Kick-Ass Knowing that you will not Drive Angry to work after a good nights rest on this National Treasure of a pillow.
I am certain I forgot something maybe Cody will stop by and fill it in for me.
Boondock Saints; I promise the movie is not as cheesy as the trailer there makes it look.
Boondock Saints II; watch this one second.
Seven Drunken Nights what more could you ask for. Oh yes Seven Drunken Nights in Space!!! that is the logical next step.
This is Malukah, the singer Brewer said he thought was awesome. She does songs from and about video games. Reignite is the one particularly mentioned in the podcast.
Denver airport is Reptoid Base or Nazi or Whatever brings the New World Order
Pictures and interpretations
For the World is Hollow…
Didn’t have time to read it all but here is How the Vatican created Islam
WiFi and electricity’s plan to dominate by making you feel meh.
The Skinny on this crazy.
The Fat on this woo.
Video if you desperately need to kill time and don’t mind killing yourself too
Describes an episode to you; gives useful information to us.
Feel free to answer in the comments or email us or what ever.
This is the old movie Topper that Brewer found entertaining. Yes it is in black and white.
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within its Final Fantasy but in 1 hr and 46 min apposes to 120hrs
More Show Notes to come Later today.
Swiss Cheese Pervert – name is all the description needed
Dumb Starbucks – not an opinion; a noun
Sexy – not an adjective; a noun
Creepy Valentines Day Cards
What the hell and Oh my lord
Have you ever looked at your wrist and thought “Man, if there was only some way I could be more depressed right now”. Well, now you can! With TIKKER the watch that counts down to your death!
ICP (song?) Miracles (are they?) and the alternate universe proposed by Skepchick.org explaining how some of these things work but not that they would listen
And now for some BS from world leaders
President George W. Bush likes to paint things now. The link is good but just google it for more
Hitler– Short in height, short in mustache, short in temper, short in shorts.
Mitt Romney a man who knows how to keep up with the memes. Here you will find both real and fictional Mitt dance, because the internet.
And we shall troll a river forth to thee and teeming with angry conservatives shall it ever be
Rachel Bloom honors one of sci-fi’s greats
Honoring Amiri Baraka, read more of his work here.
Egoraptor’s latest funny
Brewer completes this and Cody is playing this
We love Office Space, so should you!
If only we were as work safe as this porn.
Shoopuf’s Waiting. All Aboard!
You tell me which is easier to figure out what it says
ɒfiˈjuːkəs or oh-fee-YOO-kuh-s
Either way go here to see more Stellar guys holding their Big Snakes
This is what made us laugh for no reason in the middle of the episode
Never seen an episode of Twilight Zone? Go here, it is free and awesome
Need a virgin? Want to bid on one for a night of disappointment?
Want to get laid for free and be part of history? Talk to her.
What? Casablanca meets Airplane?
Saving Mr. Banks, the best thing in theaters right now.
as promised, here is ridiculous cake business from Cici and Matt’s wedding
need more, see our facebook page and listen to episode 19 for the full story
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.351070235034520.1073741842.276748662466678&type=3
Hey I might come back later and put something here, you never know. I just need to save the spot. Stay tuned.
This is the Spider Drawing thing that we were laughing about.
*Note* Don’t Worry if you don’t like spiders it is a very cartoony drawing.
The greatest thing that was never built.
News story that we debate about friends, girls, drinking, and cold.
Formula 51 the movie with Samuel Kilt Jackson and Meatloaf
Cody’s wonderful and or exciting. A goddamn good read about escorts.
Why are you not looking this up for yourself?
Brewer’s new and improved Bonnie and Clyde
Cody’s Bonnie and Clyde Classic
As promised…… Brent’s Penis
If I forgot something, Google it!
This is the Tech Demo from Quantic Dream mentioned. My suggestion is watch it Full screen in the highest resolution you can possibly choose.
Kara is played by Valorie Curry who is currently in the TV show The Following.
Today’s society, it is often thought of as cool to deny the existence of God. Many of the ‘Intellectuals’ don’t believe in God and think of God as a wishful thinking or a human imagination driven by fear of the unknown in ancient times, that has no value in today’s highly advanced society.
“The fool says in his heart, ”There is no God.”- (Psalm 14:1)
Revelation 21:8 But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.”
40 Questions to ask a Christian – they are good no matter what side of the fence you are on.
Dr. Peter Boghossian – this is were he gives his definition of Faith.
Pale Blue Dot 2 – if you like science here is picture and article about a Voyager 1 as seen from Earth by a radio telescope.
10 ways to embrace doubt and find truth– just a good article
The Origin of Religious Tolerance: Voltaire – the rabbit that lead me to alot of great writings
Religious Tolerance and Hinduism– good article from a religious bent
Utterly Humbled By Mystery– article on faith
Best goddamn definition of faith –
Faith is knowing something should be true, being certain it is, and having no insight into one’s collisions with reality.
Reality is wrong. Other people are wrong. Why can’t they
see what I see? It’s all about failures to re-interpret one’s
original misinterpretation of experience. Faith is blind,
and that’s a problem.
Faith is not calm, it is heated, sure of itself, and prone to be unrealistic.
— Mike Mooney
xkcd That I got idea for a B.S. Web replace from
Duck and Cover Bert the Turtle Cold War Propaganda
Miley Cage (or Nicolas Cyrus)
Give Us Your Out of Order Signs on thing that should not be out of order!!!!!
there are some examples on the Facebook page
Here is the story of Le Loyon
Here Be Dragons – free 40 minute video introduction to critical thinking.
Logical Fallacies – a list of common logical fallacies provide by the SGU (see below)
The Skeptics’ Guide to the Universe – One of the best Skeptical Podcast out the with many great interviews and news.
The Conspiracy Skeptic – the First Skeptical Podcast I listened to and got me into skepticism.
James Randi Homeopathy, quackery and fraud – This is him doing a TED talks (free, short-ish 18 minute, Video lecture series, there good and on a wide range of topics)
Cody’s list of political links
http://www.politics1.com/parties.htm– basics of all parties
http://www.lptexas.org/principles– libertarian party ideology
http://reformparty.org/issues/– reform party principles
http://www.gp.org/index.php/10-key-values.html– green party rhetoric
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0vE5CTTSFI– 2012 presidential 3rd party debate if you really find yourself caring
http://podcastone.com/Ron-Pauls-Podcast– this is my choice political podcast,
Pay no attention here for now I will go back and add some notes for previous episodes.