This is the first part of the actual Plot. It involves Archer and Vhraiden meeting up and figuring each other out; starting out with a case of good spirited mass murder moving to a ‘settlement needs your help’ Raider Trouble, and ending with a Lovecraftian horror story.
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Welcome to Chapter 010: The Meetup: Plot so Far: Part 1
You have heard of the High Reverend Carlisle Murphy, but a man like him does not travel alone. This week we rundown all of Murphy’s entourage. Their rougher edges are smoothed away making them a little more realistic and a little less like mini bosses. The lineup includes, Heath Millwright, Alluria Fiero, Mother Superior Alexus, Death, H4X0R, Uriel, and The Beast.
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Welcome to Chapter 009: The Inner Sanctum
This is the final bit of character work before actual plot details get laid down. yay
After the world ends everything on Earth is up for grabs, but everything above it is owned by one man: Seven Star General Carter Gray “Freefall” Jamison. Ace pilot, strong leader, and tortured soul. The side character we loved so much that we brought him back from the dead.
After Jamison we talk about a character we use to love a whole hell of a lot because he was the paragon of cool: “Black Jack” McCoy. We now think he is a bit of a prick so we completely overhaul him into a land baron, casino franchise owner, and sort of underground Murphy resistance.
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Welcome to Chapter 008: Shot of Jamison and Jack
Out of Georgia spreads those guided by commandments to create a better world. We call them the Guided and they are the latest faction to enter the Barrens. Find out about their calling as what we thought was going to be a quick drop and move on to other topics turns out to fascinate us enough for a whole episode and a major player in the world of our story.
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Welcome to Chapter 007: The Guided
Link to info on the Georgia Guidestones
The Barrens were not always barren. There had to be a world before that. A crowded world with little surplus and an abundance of political unrest. There are two fighting to be king of a dying world or everyone join together an leave to make a new home among the stars.
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Welcome to Chapter 006: The Before Times
This is how the world is now. Our setting were our characters live. We discuses how the world in now and all that entails; the scrapers, the water merchants, walled homesteads and decrepit old world megacities filled with infected beasts. Learn all about the Barrens and the spread out towns our heroes travel to.
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Welcome to Chapter 005: Braving the New World
Please place your offerings and tithes in plate and open your bibles to Revelations and pay respects to the High Reverend Murphy. Hear of his travels; of his battles, hard fought, against the forces of sin. Hear his words and obey. Give unto him your works of the material plane and take up and walk by his side in righteous march. Convert the repentant; vanquish the heathen.
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Welcome to Chapter 004: The Gospel According to High Reverend Murphy
The High Reverend Murphy is the primary antagonist of Archer and Vhraiden. The man the latter is hunting for vengeance and the former has scuffled with from time to time. Murphy is a man of the cloth and the sword whose beliefs are for all to keel in one direction and he is the prophet to make that happen.
Fear not, sensual listeners. Bored Shenanigans storytime has returned to do more character breakdowns. This week we offer more of Cody’s atrocious high school era writings and Brewer’s hair brained setting ideas. Morgan Luscious Vhraiden: a forgotten warrior of a forgotten culture. If Archer is the oldest man in the apocalyptic barrens Vhraiden is the angriest. Sheltered from the outside in an isolationist cult he now enters the world in search of vengeance for his lost way of life.
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Welcome to Chapter 003: The Vengeance of Morgan Luscious Vhraiden
Determined to trudge through the chuffa and deliver a good story from the convoluted minds of their teenage selves, the BS team presents you the latest episode of Story Time.
Up this week you meet the first of the protagonist, the cowboy in dingy armor, a scraper of the old world and relic of it; S.E. Archer. A history teacher in his old life who has survived the many decades between the once was and the here now to see a new generation that has forgotten its past.
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Welcome to Chapter 002: The Life and Times of S.E. Archer
We go through a character cheat sheet to determine all the things we need to know to understand were he is coming from and why he acts the way he does.
When last we left our heroes they had reunited with two of there great loves: Podcast and an old Story 10 years on the shelf. We start with telling the backstory to the story and try to recall all that we can remember. Go over the basic setting and characters and plan out how to move forward and what to through away and what to keep.
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Welcome to Chapter 001: Moving Forward
It’s the end of the Podcast as we know it (It’s time I had a new show)
It’s the end of the Podcast as we know it (It’s time I had a new show)
It’s the end of the Podcast as we know it, and I feel fine.
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Welcome to Episode 116: The LAST BS Episode: Please Stand By.
Well, after this episode it is a new show. We are up to our old shtick for the most of this episode, including finding a real life video game map point and talking about the walking dead but, stay tuned till the end for an exciting announcement.
This is NOT our Goodbye, Farewell, Amen. No solemn ending but an excite leap to something the same but different
Dearest Listeners,
We realize it has been some time since our last podcast episode released. Life has kicked our collective asses as of late and we are taking a sabbatical from the podcast business for a while. We will continue to publish articles and will be active on social media. We shall return but are currently taking an indefinite sabbatical. As always e appreciate our loyal listeners and supporters.
Thanks again,
-The BS Crew
This is the after election discussion episode so if you are tired of all that bullshit, skip this one. Maybe there will be another episode at some point for you to listen to instead.
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Welcome to Episode 115: BS Election
So, Hi! How have you been? It has been a while. Well, this is a month old so Orwell month is a thing again in it. Also a new hectic cake. Let us know how you like the podcast that goes with our blog website because it sure has been some time since we earned the “podcast” part of the domain name.
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Welcome to Episode 114: We have a podcast?
We our out of the office this week, traveling to the beach for our 3 years of podcasting anniversary trip. So enjoy our 2nd attempt at recording a prerecorded message and us wishing we were Wayne Brady.
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Stall For Time Episode 006: Out of Office Message: Pull the Door Slammed
New episode in the neighborhood
Lives downstairs and it is understood
It’s here to take care of you, like your one of the family
Bored Shenanigans in charge of our nights
Bored shenanigans in charge of out rights
As you listen you’ll want bored shenanigans in charge of you
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Welcome to Episode 113: Dance For Me Google Monkey!
I would put show notes for the thing that we talked about, but you don’t need that in your life. Bored Shenanigans: We suffer so you don’t have to.
This one is very simple. We just review The animated batman movie ‘The Killing Joke’ and the not so animated movie ‘Suicide Squad’
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Welcome to Episode 112: What are we Scissoring?
Congratulations dear listener, you have been chosen by the hosts to hear very little about professional wrestling [Citation Needed]. Hear them talk about many other topics the world has yet to experience, weird tales from the wilds of Borneo. Stories of the great and powerful Elder Gods, anecdotes about ancient traps they’ve avoided on their many archaeological adventures and narratives of forbidden and buxom love. Tune into this very special TO GO episode that absolutely doesn’t even talk about pro wrestling.
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So that’s one Episode 17: No Wrestling?! Can it be True!?
Get ready to set the clocks back before the Mayan Calendar ended. Back when Youtube started sharing the first cat videos, and W. started his second term and Katrina. Cut class, forget your homework and hope for sex that will never come because Bored Shenanigans is 17 again!
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Welcome to Episode 111: Shenanigans: 2005
apparently Americas Funniest Home Videos is still on but we do not seem to know that. Brewer and Azra go to Albuquerque and if you did not know we suck at new slang.
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Welcome to Episode 109: turnt?
Bored Shenanigans Podcast – Episode 109
I swear this is not a gimmick but for real I have know clue what is in this one this time. And not like how I say that some times but actually sort of know. I really don’t this time. I made one edit based on a note found with the file, removed some background noise and balanced the tracks, slapped some music on and called it good. The only thing I heard in this was the phrase “hill of bears” at the end. There could be anything in this episode, anything!! It could be one of our best or our worst. It could contain things that I normally would have cut out; which could be good or bad. Who knows. The only way to find out is to open it!
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Welcome to Episode 109: Mystery Bag
#RejectedSexPostion If this title alone isn’t enough for you to download this episode, I wonder what ever will be. We find this trending on Twitter and if ever there was a time that our talents and abilities were called upon, this is it. Also we dig deeper into the literary classic that is the Eye of Argon. Truly a fantastical and epic audio journey.
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Welcome to Episode 107: #RejectedSexPositions
Is the Brave Little Toaster Gay? What is the sexiest bridge? Can we get through the next part of The Eye of Argon? These questions and more will be answered on this weeks episode of Bored Shenanigans.
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Welcome to Episode 107: Toasted
Check Out the Show Notes for the Clip we talked about and the Eye of Argon
So here you can hear another episode of Bored Shenanigans (which is news on its own) with Cody lovely wife Madison.
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Welcome to Episode 106: Restfully released
What What!! BS 4/20 show!! We be gettin’ our chemical on dis week. Puff Puff Podcast.
But, seriously, it is not that at all. Unless you think we are funnier while you are high. In that case just turn us on like Pink Floyd and board the Ganja train because we are reading “The Eye of Argon” by Jim Theis. The worst fantasy short story ever published, or so the legend goes. Think of it like Mystery Science Theater 3000 but for literature and not that good. Unrelated we wonder about nicknames and why we do not have ones.
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Welcome to Episode 103: Hula Skirt
Let us know how you liked the whole us reading, interpreting, and critiquing this bad story. We will continue if you like it and if you really like it we will do others.
Sorry for no episode last week it was because we were so relaxed from this Rest-Full recording. It has been some time since we have had a Rest-Full episode so to remind you it is when we have a guest on the fills the “and the rest” part of our logo. This time laying down with us is Cody’s wife Madison and she tells us all about her genitals and the genitals she wished she had. Also, Man Crates which isn’t slang for a huge Male Box.
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Welcome to Episode 104: Rest-Full Dry Clitoris and Mouthglare
As promised from the latest release, we have merchandise available. Now you can fill the burning desire to cover yourselves with our logos. Follow the link below to buy to your heart’s content.
http://www.redbubble.com/people/bspodcast/shop
This to go is what happens when two anarchists talk about the government. We also make plans for trips to creepy locations and talk about the upcoming Wrestlemania. Join us in the take out menu as you enjoy a fresh batch of BS to go
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So that’s one Episode 16: uhmmm… *clears throat*
**Brewer’s Notes** I have not done anything with this episode so all Hate mail is directed at Cody for any failures in editing, crappy topics, or bleeding sores covering you body.
Cody explains what makes a good punk song good. There is talk of what makes a good Star Trek good. Also, what makes a good orgasm good.
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Welcome to Episode 103: The Skirt in Up Skirt
I have not even thought about listening to this yet so fuck…….um write your own description
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So that’s one Episode 15: ohshitcontent
This is the Special Valentines Day Episode because Cody Does Not know how days work. Brewer meets a politician, other than Government Monty, and still has all his limbs. Cody sees the longest possible version of the Watchmen, all 134 hours of it. Then we push the button for randomly generated ridiculous scenarios.
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Welcome to Episode 102: Fuck You Chocolate
Sorry about the weird sound at times in the beginning. I had a lose cable and fixed it eventually. But it is not that bad. You can here everything; think of it as I am calling in the podcast from the 40’s to Cody present day.
We made a road trip to teh Pure Pwnage movie premier. But don’t worry there are no spoilers for it so you are safe. Other than the movie, which is great, on the trip we ran smack into a cult see pictures on our faceyspace and show notes. We also talk about porn because why not. And of course we talk about the Autoblow 2 because this is the 1 year anniversary of the first episode (Episode 071) in which we talk about it.
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Welcome to Episode 101: Vasecto-cast
Beowulf destroys the Grundel and we have a deep and meaningful conversation about Hobbing Knobs. Also so many butts. And then things go to the dogs. And this episode is mostly nude so no worrying about weird skips in the audio which by the way I will rerelease ep.99 as a bonus episode next week.
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Welcome to Episode 100: This is Not the 100 You are Looking For
So it has come to my attention that there was a technical issue in episode 099 (I think relegated to audacity crashing during editing) where the audio cuts out for a second or two occasionally. There is no quick or easy fix for this. I can try to find time to do this if there is a big call for it but don’t expect it today. More for archive purposes or new listeners in the future seeing this for the first time (Hello, and welcome to you).
The fix would either involve doing the edit from scratch, hunting down all the parts that got dropped in the raw, original files and splicing them in, or just releasing a Nude version as a replacement with no editing at all. That last one, let me tell you, this crappy chopped up version is better than that. There were some conversations in the edited parts that were just plain boring so I don’t know if you want to hear the extended cut. I might be like the directors cut of Star Trek the Motion Picture: long drawn out scenes of booting up jet packs and swirling lights. But whatever you want I can try to do for you.
Or, I could just say ‘fuck it’. So far only one person has complained after listening through the whole thing and even then it was like pulling teeth to figure out there was a problem at all. Maybe if others would promote our show enough that we had a strong enough listening base that we, at least, made our money back on this show we might try harder to fix these problems before you ever hear them.
That’s Right a New Episode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
We give the old year a rap-up by talking about things we have forgot to talk about through out the year.
Including Fran Bow the point and click adventure game, Madoka Magica “the Watchmen of Magical Girl anime” and, I honestly forgot, but I believe it was a Nick Fury Comic.
Also what makes a piece of art worthy of being remembered and how to judge something you hate.
And I am sure some other shit I cant remember right now so, by my own standers put forth in the episode, this must not be that great of one.
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Welcome to Episode 99: Spoiler’s List
also Look For The SHOW NOTES!!
In a very special holiday episode hear Cody sing the “12 days of Shenanigans” and Government Monty sits by his fireplace and reads to you the story “A Visit from St. Nicholas” attributed to Clement Clarke Moore, 1823
Happy Christmas
Happy Hanukkah
Happy Winter Solstice
Happy Kwanzaa
Happy Yalda
Happy Dies Natalis Solis Invicti
Happy Pancha Ganapati
Happy Diwali
Happy Chinese New Year
Happy Omisoka
Happy Day of the Return of the Wandering Goddess
Happy Id al-Fitr
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Welcome to the 2015 Christmas Special
It’s clobbering time folks, time to conquer the walkout if the century in the wrestling world. Brent and Cody share their options on Phil Brooks. Do they hate him? Is a pipe bomb coming? Is it just a ring out?
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So that’s one Episode 14: BS to go 008 part 3, the best in the world
Happy September 16th dear listeners, On this anniversary of the founding of General Motors do we have a special episode for you. Find out the ins and outs of concealing your favorite pussy gun, learn which letters the hosts really hate and hear what happens what is in Grant’s tomb.
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Welcome to Episode 98-2: Pussy Guns & Dead Presidents
Why hello there. This episode is here to fulfill all your sensual desires. It will gently caress your supple body and fill you with orgasmic desire. You are in for the most erotic podcast of your life, prepare yourself for ecstasy you have never experienced. Welcome to Stall For Time 5, Live Nudes or Something.
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Stall For Time Episode 005: Live Nudes or Something
CAST:
Rev. Ryan S. Brewer— Emmanuel Westinghouse
Cody Jemes————- Emmanuel Westinghouse
On the first part of the journey, I saw the menu was filled with options. There were ridiculous stories about rapes and pedophiles and office managers. It felt good to be out of the rain.
Brent joins Cody as they talk about not talking in quite some time. Join the conversation and by that we mean treat it as a read only file, you can be there but your participation isn’t all that important.
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So that’s one Episode 13: I went through the drive thru on a horse with no name.
CAST:
Cody— Cody W. Jemes
Brent— Emmanuel Westinghouse
While we are searching trying to find our lost podcast we go to the history files and bring you this gem from the golden age of podcasting, the 1930s
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Stall For Time Episode 004: Stall For the 1930s
Tragedy. Tragedy and horror has struck the Bored Shenanigans studio. Your hosts are in a state of somber disarray as they search for the episode that was swept from its crib in the dark of the night. Please help these two noble podcasters find their beloved episode so that they may release it you. So that it may run free across the internet. So that it may find its way home and into your listening space.Only perseverance and hope will get them past this darkest of hours and help them thwart the most nefarious of podcast abduction plots. Please contact local authorities with any clues to return this lost episode to its rightful place.
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So that’s one Episode 02: State of the Shenanigans Address
So this stall for time episode features the often talked about yearly segment of ‘so, what you going to wear, Brewer’. Where we help you the listener come up with Halloween costume ideas. There is another theme of this episode that is in the title but I don’t want to spoil that for you.
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Stall For Time Episode 003: Genital Farms
More stalling and a lot of slogans also Happy Birthday!
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Stall For Time Episode 002: The Lord HATES gas!
Wait for it……………………
That’s right we have big plans for episode 100 but it is going to take us a few more weeks than we thought it would to finish so….. in an effort to hold off we created a new series, a brand new podcasting series, with a brand new numbering system that starts at 1. So hear us stall for time right in front of your eyes and don’t rustle or Cody will know what you are up to from anywhere in the world. Then Big Band Rappers will find you.
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Stall For Time Episode 001: Fuck This Shit
Have you ever felt a tingling sensation in the back of your head when seeing a funny video scored with the most classic of comedy sound tracks, the Benny Hill music. That’s because it has a Dark Secret and it is reveal to you this week. Also are you as tired of crappy super hero movie reboots as we are? Do you wish there was just more Suckerpunch? Are you like Cody and confessed at your love of movies with the devil when you don’t believe in him?
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Welcome to Episode 98: Zucker’s Revenge!
Brent and Cody talk Wes Craven, Play stupid games, and confess their undying love for one another.
It’s late as hell, but here is this. I am having a hell of a time uploading this, and no download button.
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So that’s one To-Go Episode 11: To Go 008 Redux
Hey you! Yes you! What are you doing? Put that down and come over here. Do you know that the Bored Shenanigans Podcast has started recording its Third Year of shows? Well you should have they have only been talking about it for the past few months. And guess what the third year starts just like the first year did. With utter crap. The beginning is good and very jokey then we bore you with our lives but its ok because we know that.
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Welcome to Episode 97: 1b
New equipment in the studio; so, woot. Cody is a bitch. And flyer are countered with other flyers in a war to win space on a bulletin board. Don’t worry you can see it below in the show notes for this episode. Cody still a bitch. But he did a tell all on the faceyspace so find that in the show notes as well. Cody is a bitch about bitching. And strange things poke out of backpacks.
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Welcome to Episode 96: Fearless Flyers
Don’t forget to check out the show notes. There are show notes. For real.
This is the BS To Go with Brent. There is supposed to be a player here, but Cody can’t figure out how to do a player. We talk horrible b movies, politics and our glorious penises.
We can Cast on the beach You know I want to get bored in the sea
We gotta try a little dance, so Shenanigans is alright by me
Come on, let me take your download I will show you around Let me take you down
Face down in BS Kissing the ground.
Thats right it is our Second year anniversary of making the best possible podcast that a banana peel in a tube sock could do. And as tradition we go to the Beach!!! But this year we bring some friends.
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Welcome to Episode 95: Shenanigans in Paradise 2: Even Beachier
I know we spend a lot of time eating soup on this podcast but today we have noodles, Roman noodles. Also Cody plays a mean joke on his wife, defends a chickens honor, and visits 1950’s America.
Its my birthday episode so I can be boring if I want to.
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Welcome to Episode 94:…To poop with
Not only is this a Vault Shenanigans originally recorded in December of 2014 but Cody is the one the edited it. So you would think that he would be the one to do the episode description. But no it is me and I have not yet had a chance to hear it so I will make wild speculations about what happens in it.
Cody will get stuck on a sentence and it will make negative amounts of sense. We will find common ground between two apposing points. A recent headline makes us angry. The words “potted plants” will be used more than we ever imagined. We will find a striking similarity between a political leader and a glass of iced tea. A primordial evil will be called forth from outer darkness to claim the blood of the living by remnants of a once great forgotten ancient kingdom and we will have to be recalled to an orbital platform to protect mankind from that which it knows not.
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Welcome to Episode 93: I dont know what this is…
Cody has the big balls to bounce his once god Cthulhu and bawls big baskets around the state of some Ballers.
Also we throw a flag on the way the flags are being thrown.
But more importantly than any of that do you remember the time Fabio got hit in the face by a Goose?
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Welcome to Episode 92: #BattlePenis
hey, do you remember Show Notes? Well they’re back!
This week we dance with the devil and become known as false prophets. And Cody shows off that he has one of the super powers reserved for Scientologist. Also accidental racism and some very real racism in the form of a Warner Brothers cartoon called “Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs” (yes you can find that online)
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Welcome to Episode 91: not episode 90
Simon says put your hands together for another week another podcast, Cody is trapped in the closet and Brewer is sprawled out and relaxed. Plus what happens when the power goes out? Will your the podcast continue on? Tune in to find out.
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Welcome to Episode 90: the ghey
So E3 just happened and we review a few things from that. See if you can guess what. Also we get lost in the realization of our own mortality for a moment in the middle
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Welcome to Episode 89: Live Nudes 9: BS Goes to Hell: The Final Live Nude
Hey there pretty baby. You look lovely and smell decadent. I appreciate you taking the time to read this well crafted episode desription because I am here to entice and seduce you into downloading me. Hear our rugged and voluptuous hosts tell you about their irrational fears. Maybe they’ll look to snuggle up you? Also Cody has a new place to play soft music and candlelight whilst Brewer finds a dreamy, cushiony place to take that special someone. Mmmm sounds divine.
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Welcome to Episode 88: ChairLand
This week the B.S. is back and the Party doesn’t stop. There is the chance that you could be riding around will listening to us talk about riding around. Also we got Charlie all around us but fight them off with reinforcements from hell. Cody’s castle may be changing as Brewer ascends to the monarchy. And we don’t get “Hatred” but assume it is no worse than anything else.
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Welcome to Episode 87: Brewer’s got Back
Find out the exciting conclusion to last weeks episode with the new news from Cody. Also hear Brewer talking more on the pot, Cody get the shakes, and what we see as the bigger problem with a failed terrorist attack.
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Welcome to Episode 86: The 1 Too Long for 1 Part so has a Part 2: Part 2
Also the last about 20min or so I did not edit at all. So think of this as a topless bar more than a live nudes
Did you watch Don Hertzfeldt’s “It’s Such a Beautiful Day” before this like we told you to?
We also dick around trying to talk about a birthday party and then nerf the podcast. Also we make speculation on the new Pure Pwnage teaser trailer.
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Welcome to Episode 85: The 1 Too Long for 1 Part so has a Part 2: Part 1
We finally get around to talking about the Solar Freakin’ Roadways but it might not be the best take down. If you would like to know more just google around. Other than that I don’t remember what we talked about so, hey lets find out together. I will download it and you will down load it and we can learn as one.
***You should watch Don Hertzfeldt’s “It’s Such a Beautiful Day” before next weeks episode.***
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Welcome to Episode 84: Bored Freakin’ Shenanigans
Look, I am here to entice you to download the episode. Just to offer a very brief idea of what the hosts talk about and get you to enjoy such. Really and truly you will ignore me and my wit , blindly download an episode and never know I am here. It wouldn’t matter what funny or warning message I put here, you’d run by diving headlong into who knows what. Well fuck you, I don’t have to perform for you. I am a message…I have pride, I have feelings too…you’re just a monster.
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Welcome to Episode 83: Deep Hunger and Need
A pragmatic reverend, an opinionated electrician, when their powers combine, they form Bored Shenanigans! Rejoice all listeners, Cody has returned to flirt with your ears and sexy parts. Brewer missed him, even though he will never admit it. The agenda this week involves canceled concerts, failed social experiments and an inordinate amount of swearing. Tune in for the number one choice in on demand audio entertainment.
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Welcome to Episode 82: blah, meh, who
Brewer gets a new side kick this week in the form of Brent (the sexy baby) and he wants to talk about racism. There is also more Internet Strangelove, Brewer pulls some weeds, and there are no fat guys or trolleys.
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So that’s one To-Go Episode 09: Naked Brent
So we talk about the new Mad Max and Independence Day and Bad Religion (the band that is. This isn’t one of those atheist heavy episodes). But what is most interesting is we find more of what I titled in the tags last week as “Internet Strangelove: or how I learn to Stop Judging and Jerk Off to the Porn”
This week we see Asian girls actually hobbing knobs and a boob buffet! And the return of everyone’s favorite themes song for everyone’s favorite B.S. segment Face/On. Which after this one there may never be another because I don’t think it could ever be topped.
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Welcome to Episode 81: HOT KNOBS
Remember to check the show notes for all that we talked about so you to can see these things because we have not perfected beaming pictures into your brains via sound yet. Though through smell looks promising.
We got two big snakes in this episode one up front the other at the end to bracket an episode where we skate right into Kevin Smiths territory with a series of funny stories about Canada. But if Poutine is not your thing then you will find some late ’70s anime with propaganda, early ’40s Hollywood fighting the Nazi, and if only we were on time story about Randy Savage
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Welcome to Episode 80: J.O.I., Eh?
Welcome one, welcome all, welcome this is the Greatest Show on Earth. Cecil Demille be damned, we don’t need technicolor, Betty Hudson, Charlton Heston or elephants to deliver greatness. I’d offer little previews of what is discussed, but that is unfair to you. This is the most exceptional, most fantastic and by far the sexiest episode of Bored Shenanigans ever.
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Welcome to Episode 78: The Greatest Show on Earth: PART 1
On Saint Patrick’s one of our host trips the other loses his arms. Brent tells us his new nickname. Also, there are chicks, big hoes, and a confusing term.
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Welcome to Episode 77: Need a hand?
We record this on International Women’s Day so we talk about penises. Sorry or you are welcome ladies. Also Larry Sanders? Cody shoots his mouth off and has problems with Brewer’s names.
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Welcome to Episode 76: A Couple Thousand of Dicks
Leonard Nimoy is no longer with us so we talk about him for awhile. And then after that we have problems answering any questions we ask each other. I vaguely remember something about the sexual orientation of candy bars, a woman loses something way stranger than her marbles in a parking lot, Biblical slang, and Willy Wonka vs. Mary Poppins there can be only one.
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Welcome to Episode 75: Remember…
The two least qualified humans on the planet attempt to make some sense out of the abortion topic. With the help of many fine, fine listeners we bring their opinions and our own straight to you.
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Welcome to Episode 74: Abort!
there should be something here…
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Welcome to Episode 73: Balls to Testicles
Did we just cross our own line on what we will do on this show?
We say quite a few things that we wish there was some possible way of removing from this world. If only that could be so; if only there was a way for you not to hear them. Other than that things follow the usual podcast format that you have grown to love over the years. Cody goes blind and gets inked up. Brewer imparts wisdom on how to pun.
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Welcome to Episode 72: Regrets of the Mouth
I also think there might have been a Face/On but I am not to sure.
Also last week Show Notes are finally up.
It is sad. There it is.
Someone who inspired us, Monty Oum, at the time of recording this episode was in critical condition at the hospital. And now at the time of releasing this he has died.
You can look to the show notes for this episode to find the articles about this as well as some of his work.
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Welcome to Episode 71: The Full Monty
Also in this episode we show how similar we are to Hawkeye on M*A*S*H by covering up bad feelings with dirty jokes. Such as, what you do you prefer paper or cloth when it comes to cleaning up personal messes? The most wonderful product we have ever seen: the AutoBlow 2 and its fantastic marketing is discussed. Cody also wants to know what it is called when you are sexually attracted to plants.
The plague is going around the BS studios and your two humble hosts battle through the fog of sickness and staying out far too late to bring you something. Listen as we review movies that we have zero business reviewing and find new things to put on a popular deity.
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Welcome to Episode 70-
We bid a fawned farewell to Craig Ferguson leaving the Late Late Show. And in honor of him we rip off every bit of his show, including having technical issues, or at least when we remember to.
Also Cody has very strong emotion based opinions on “The Interview” that in a later recording but previously released (Episode 68) he describes as making him a “moron”, “blundering ass” and, “ill-informed”
And who’s that at the door? I do not know because going through them makes us forget.
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Welcome to Episode 69: The Late Late Podcast
This is also the cleanest, in terms of language, that Bored Shenanigans has ever been, so far. Might be the best episode to show the kids; this kind of thing will not happen often.
We ask the immortal question that has plagued mankind for a millennium, If your mother was a snake and your father a turtle, what would you be? Plus we get nostalgic over things we like and pray to the remake gods that the minds of Tinsletown don’t fuck up our science fiction. Join us for
Episode 68: Snurtles and Scientology Superpowers
Seriously, Denise…give Brewer a call.
Bored Shenanigans is fucked up…. But not in a good way. This short announcement will tell you why.
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So that’s one To-Go Episode 07: State of the Shenanigans Address 02
Join us now at our new time
( or, well, it is a podcast, so, when we release is irrelevant to when you experience it. )
In the first episode recorded in the new year we try to do some beginning of the year cleaning of things we never got around to talking about. But just like everyone else when they try to clean, we do a little work and quit to play video games. Also since it is the first of the year we review the past one and make some predictions about the next one.
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Welcome to Episode 67: Once and Future Podcast
And if that’s not enough to get you to download what if I said psychic butts and Unicorn genitalia
Just like the frozen orange juice at the grocery store this episode of Bored Shenanigans is concentrated and makes me itch. Also like that it has been lock in the Vault past its expiration date. Which means we talk about the wrong holiday. Brent’s Halloween party is over and Cody got back from (another) trip to the beach for an anniversary. Chocolate runs when a candy man goes to war. Our thoughts if M*A*S*H was remade. And more ‘90s stuff than you can shake a boy band at.
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Welcome to Episode 66: __________
You will not get a description about Mountains or Brown vs Blue eyes or what makes art art or Minnie Mouse’s career
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Welcome to Episode 65: NO!
Holy Shit! Cody is here to bring you a monumental amount of filibustering. No Brewer here to distract from the important and vital issues at hand. Hear him rank things and tell select stories in this BS to go Lite. Down one host but we persevere and bring you this tasty, tasty content.
Get this bag of amazing goodness here…download
Don’t you hate it when you go to clean out the vault of your podcast and find a topical episode? Well, that’s what happened. I don’t know why I felt the need to say that. You know that’s what happened based on the fact that I asked the question. Anyways to the description, I don’t know if you heard about the Gamergate… thing but that’s what we talk about, sort of, hell you may not learn anything about it but you will get to hear our feelings. Also Cody is a RACIST.
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Welcome to Episode 64: Invisible Shenanigans
Live on location, Brent and Cody recap their trip with the whole caravan to Abilene. Hear as they are looked at by weary travelers whilst recording in a hotel lobby, feel entranced as they talk about assholes at Cold Stone Creamery and listen as Cody tries his best not to swear.
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So that’s one To-Go Episode 06: All Up In The Snuffypuffs
Tune in as your two favorite podcasting fellas open up a can of evil energy drink conspiracies. Hear the truth on whether the pen for her is mightier than the sword and know once and for all in what way you can use fucksickle in a sentence.
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Welcome to Episode 63: Live Nudes 8: BS in the buff
We pull our podcast pants up high for this one. Well, in actuality all of our pants regardless of kind or occasion of use or latest fashion trends or proper weather or public ordinance or their willingness to obey use as their conquering overlord bending their existence to our wills. If you are the kind of person that wears pants this is the podcast for you.
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Welcome to Episode 62: Fancy Pants Robot
Also, if you are or having trouble with fresh robots this is the podcast for you.
Or, if you like mash-ups such as the Saints of Hazzard this is the podcast for you.
Are harpooning giant space snowballs your thing then this is the podcast for you.
Do you like amazing ideas for a story this is the podcast for you (but please don’t steal it from us just yet give us a little time to see if we can do something with it).
Also, R.I.P Wayne Static of Static-X; he will be missed.
Find out why things have been so hectic last week. Yesterday was Carl Sagan Day and we talk about all the things we did for it. The voting is done see how your favorite team did. Snakes are going missing and only we have the skills to make puns about it. Brewers writing a self help book on podcasting and Cody does not know when to stop talking sexy.
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Welcome to Episode 61: … or hardly working
Have no fear of scary viruses the B.S. Crew is here to give you the dirt on how to stay clear of Ebola. Also we do are part to prevent certain doom and assure you that insults are still a thing.
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Welcome to Episode 60: Gas Pumps and Sherbet
Other than what the title indistinctly hints at; Cody shows up for recording this week but is confused by Brewer asking about dates and also informs us about his watching of Halloween movies. We try to Spoil as many movies as we can. Brewer gets some Strange then we try to come up with Costume ideas for Brent’s upcoming Halloween party. An Update on Sex Jesus watch 2014. Also there is HATE MAIL!
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Welcome to Episode 59: Brewer’s Letter Opener
***SPOILER ALERT*** for BS episode 59
A good name for an ok episode. Filled with all the things that will not make it into next weeks episode or haven’t yet made it into any previous. Also Cody is terrorized and watches movies for Halloween, naked people are in our houses doing things to plants, we hate vague people, and love making up new ways to make love.
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Welcome to Episode 58: Live Nudes 7: When the Tigers Broke Free
Also you can now find us on Stitcher
The BS Crew talks about shitty movies and some that need more cunts in them. Brewer gives you the who’s who about Doctor Who. More on sex Jesus watch 2014. A watch falls from the Apple tree and no one care. Ken Ham is back to build something that even believers should question if it is what god wants. Octothorpe Breakfast Regrets.
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Welcome to Episode 57: Shit & Cunt
Now, where do I put my sausage…
Accidentally nude. Kind of like if you walking on somebody in the bathroom or when you are trying to return a coffee cup or when you walk in on them installing a new lava-lamp in their government mandated soul altar…
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Welcome to Episode 56: And Now a Word from our Sponsors
Also in this episode, I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See Cody run like pigs to a gun Controversy. See how they fly. I’m crying.
Brewers Sitting on a cornflake. Waiting for the van to come. Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you’ve been a naughty boy You let your editing run long. I’m crying.
Mr. Dallas Mavericks sitting. Pretty little Players in a row. See how they look in their new shirts. See how they Dribble. I’m crying
Sitting in an English theater Waiting for the Tusk. If the Tusks not fun you get a laugh From us giving soda to Bane.
Stamps.com Climbing up the Audible tower. Carbonite penguin singing Dollar Shave Club. Man, you should have seen 1n1 kicking Legal Zoom.
All the news that is news, live! In the nude! Your brave podcasters stand on the front lines to bring you the breaking stories that cannot, nay, will not wait. Hear such important world changing events as Vancouver’s erect Satan, Updates on Satan Watch Oklahoma, Oral Jesus, and much more. So much news they had to don silly accents to inform you properly.
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Welcome to Episode 55: Live Nudes 6: Live Nudes News
And if you don’t know what “Live Nudes” means by now its on you to figure it out.
I don’t care if it vibrates or lubes
I want a blow up Jesus
sitting the desktop of my computer
It should come in colors from pink and pleasant
to glowing in the dark and iridescent
Travel sizes too so you can take it with you travel far
Get yourself a fuckable deity with all the features often needed
Browsing for the sexual Christ isn’t too scary
We can’t even find a sex doll of Virgin Mary
So maybe none of us will go to hell
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Welcome to Episode 54: Sin City 2: You can’t fuck Jesus
Also, Brewer is the Greatest American Hero, Cody is not allowed to poop, and a gnaked girl is abducted by gnomes.
Are you tired of sub par podcast experiences? Would you like something thick and hearty? Something that holds in the warmth, like hot soup on a cold day? Look no further, Rev. Brewer and Cody are here to right the ship. There are many issues facing America today, but one issue that shouldn’t cause undo stress and heartache is what auditory experience you should have. Here at Bored Shenanigans, we are a helping hand in the darkness, an extra rag to clean up that spill, defense against the imminent Martian invasion and the summary of your favorite TV show you missed. BS Podcast is a servant of the people, so vote BS in 2014 and do something for you and America.
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Welcome to Episode 53: Vote Honest: Vote Shenanigans 2014
The boys are on duty tonight making sure you know whats what. They have a contest with a very special girl, Destiny. Tell you all about a new show that they think is going to be pimp. And talk about what and how they would hit it.
What up Bitches!!!!
Check dis Episode 52: The Brew and C-Dog Show
Also check out one of their favorite clubbing songs.
The mighty door to Vault Shenanigans has swung open and let out another locked up episode. This has all your favorite from rest-full episodes guests telling the story of Cody for your Prom Date. We also indulge in the 2 minutes hate, game on, dance safely, and this episode is not brought to you by stamps.com but it could be.
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Welcome to Episode 51: SHENANIGEDDON!!!
Have you blown out your flip-flop? Stepped on a pop-top? Cut my heel had to cruise on back home? Well there’s episodes in the feed and soon you will get what you need. Those shenanigans that helps you hang on.
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Welcome to Episode 50: Shenanigans in Paradise
After a year of shenaniganing our way into your hearts we take a well earned vacation in paradise.
We bring you a special report of a sort. Cody wants to talk about some of the issues surrounding the idea of the ability to open carry a handgun so Brewer interviews him. That’s all you really need to know.
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So that’s one To-Go Episode 05: Have Gun – Will Podcast
We bring you the very best of Amsterdam from its companions to its bondage shops to its banana bars. Also German tradition and their fascination with weather preparation and remember when they start WWIII use the best weapon for fighting them: Spicy. But until then just do as the Majorious one would and drink with 15 year old girls.
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Welcome to Episode 49: The Rise and Fall of The Third Rest: Part 2
Rest-Full adventures in der Vaterland this week. Jarrett got back form Germany and to quote an email from him “besides random facts about Germany, I have an awesome weirdo story from my time there that sounds like it came out of a Tarantino movie. It’s ridiculous how crazy this story is. Like, really crazy”
So, Herr Kommandant grab yourself a dachshund and get stuck in a giant vagina and listen to the tails of royale with cheeses, pooping, driving fast in your people’s wagon, and all sorts of schadenfreude.
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Welcome to Episode 48: The Rise and Fall of The Third Rest: Part 1
You know how it is some days you are doing a podcast talking about the usual topics like 55 gallon drums of sex lube, our favorite Warner Bros cartoon character Quentin Tarantino, and creative cam girls then the next thing you know you are in the middle of a rest-full episode when Justin knocks on your window. All the wile Orson Welles is confused and angry.
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Welcome to Episode 47: Pullin’ in the Rest Stop
Alot is going this episode (yes I typed “alot” on purpose, want to fight about it). Cody is in a fight with Obama on two fronts, Brewer is in a fight with the Pope’s demons, Colonel Sanders is in a fight about nothing, Turtles are in a fight with Rangers and, we all lose the fight with nostalgia.
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Welcome to Episode 46: Naming things gets hard
The big 4th of July wrap up show [citation needed] and it gets hot and sexy [citation needed] when we get live and nude. We bring to your attention some very important P.S.A.s [citation needed], put forth a Face/On face-off, and talk about music we like and get a little sentimental. And some other things to but if I write it all here then it ruins the fun of listening [citation needed].
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Welcome to Episode 45: Live Nudes 5: A Good Day to Live Nude
And if you don’t know what “Live Nudes” means by now its on you to figure it out.
As the title of the episode says we help crack the code of the evil that is Miracle Whip. Also, we wonder about our last episode; is it us that’s weird for Not getting offended easily? And we give you the straight dope on some movie we saw (Looper, The Dirties) and some podcast we now follow (Welcome to Night Vale, The Steve Austin Show)
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Welcome to Episode 44: Satan’s Miracle Whip
Also stay tuned after the credits for a little bit of trivia from Cody about Napoleon.
We here at Bored Shenanigans feel that we have not been doing our part to in society. So, in this episode, we propose an idea that will raise the populace’s vocabulary and strengthen communication.
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Welcome to Episode 43: Jesus’ Cunt
We also show you our literary boners, Brewer bests Cody at quoting Star Wars, Cody learns about many different types of spinning things, and CHAD shows us the proper use for Doritos.
We are taking our podcast pants off for you today and showing it all to you. After this you will know why you don’t want Bored Shenanigans to have this fast of a turnaround and go back to planning episodes. But if you like old references to movies you haven’t seen, eating Soylent Green, or have trouble using Wii Controllers you found the right podcast.
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Welcome to Episode 42: Live Nudes 4: Live Live or Die Nude
Well, Brewer and Cody were supposed to do an episode last week but some strange events intruded on this plan. So, Cody finds himself when Brewer disappeared.
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So that’s one To-Go Episode 04b: Getting to know your evil twin – Side B
Well, Brewer and Cody were supposed to do an episode last week but some strange events intruded on this plan. So, Brewer is joined by a very special someone that he has a lot in common with and hates with a passion.
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So that’s one To-Go Episode 04: Getting to know your evil twin
Ever feel that classic television intro themes were just a little too sexy for the family? Ever question the realism of Gilligan’s Island? Ever find yourself singing like William Shatner? Do the messages in bumper stickers ever escape your understanding? Do you find all religions too soft on what their rules are? Or ever imagine that your older self will have the exact opposite values you have presently?
Well then we have a Podcast for you!
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Welcome to Episode 41: The church of King Kong Grandpa
Brent lays down with us for this Rest-Full episode. Other than the usual BS we talk about a racist in the news, gnome warfare, wookie nookie, if Cody would kill a fat man, and umm… our balls… uh… I think trains… something about Scrooge McDuck. Your either going to listen or not this description is not going to change your mind.
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Welcome to Episode 40: Restist
“Hey look at that hot podcast” and you get a lot for your dollar when you wave it at us on stage. There is talk of beer parties, whiskey dispensers, cheesy rap songs, and everything else wrong on the internet.
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Welcome to Episode 39: Live Nudes 3: Hot Hillary and Doofy Bill
And if you don’t remember live nude means not planed episode with little to no editing.
Get your graham cracker ready to make s’mores by the heat of hell fire.
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Welcome to Episode 38: Return to Satan’s Lap
We have an update on the Bored Shenanigans most covered news stories, the Satan statue in Kansas. Also, Brewer (Emmanuel Westinghouse) gets a new hat; Cody will be starting a new business; behind the scenes of B.S.; and we ask you out there for some help in an upcoming episode.
Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Please calm down.
How many? How many episodes have you made?
Let it go!
How many?
All right, shut up a second and I’ll tell you! Jesus!
Well?
Something like… 36.
What? Something like 36?
Lower your voice.
Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE this one!?
Ummm… 37.
This is 37!?
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Welcome to Episode 37: HEY! HEY, YOU! GET BACK HERE!.
Like one of our favorite pairs of best friends we B.S. about the important and not so, about Cadbury eggs and Nicolas Cage, rising gods and noisy dogs, slash fiction and thought experiments.
Holy B.S.? More like wholly bs! Yeah, I am sorry that joke exists now in the world too… What I was trying to say was it was recorded on Good Friday. But don’t fret that doesn’t stop us from telling dirty jokes and talk about movies. Also a sexy study, Cody double the date night, and Brewer finally finishes Final Fantasy XIII franchise.
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Welcome to Episode 36: Even better Monday
The return of two of your favorite BS segments, Rapid Fire Cast!™ and the BS Random Question Game Show©. Do you have an opinion on burial because we do. Also, do you have State Pride and what would you do if you had all the moneys?
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Welcome to Episode 35: Death by Firing Squad
Making good on our slogan a whole lot of nothing and a little bit of everything we bring you this episode that just does not have any sort of theme. There are big holes, big macs, big brains, big gripes about small things, lots of Steves, one Ellen, deities cruisin’ in style, the death of a legend, and the truth about fuzzy dice.
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Welcome to Episode 34: Minor Segue
What’s that sound? It’s the sound of the Bored Shenanigans Vault opening up to bring you and episode that got lost in the great podcasting apparatus that is B.S. Productions. You will find out soon enough but this dates back to when Bill Nye debated Ken Ham. So Brewer goes nuts on that. Then Cody seeing Brewer’s nuts pulls his out about the NDAA. Also, there are some things that don’t involve nuts like Green Arrow, and the tradition of finding picture of things with Nicolas Cage’s face on them continues and is now forever to be known as Face/On.
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Welcome to Episode 33: Vault Shenanigans
Our dreams of this being the most gay episode to date fall short from missed placed hype. Cody gives us his review of the kid’s movie Frozen while Brewer hits the opposite end of the road with his review of Zardoz. We talk about the death of Fred Phelps but it might not be how you would think. Then the tails of filling things with things starts which leads us to meandering about our thoughts like old men.
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Welcome to Episode 32: Labeling Stuff in Our Brains
Also some where in there is a Chad story and the B.S. Random Question Game Show!
Polish your blarney stones and guard your pots of gold this wee little Bit o’ Shenanigans is building a railroad right to your ears. Come join us but mind not to let the snakes in.
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Welcome to Episode 31: Topless Run
If you could not tell we talk about how we spent Saint Patrick’s Day. This Episode has a lot of down force in the rear by the MASSIVE SPOILER attached to our conversation about Boondock Saints. So if you have not seen it yet feel ashamed go watch it or be warned. And if at any point in time during the episode you start thinking we are cool we remedy that with some talk of the Elder Scrolls games.
Also, to explain the title a bit this episode is a bit shorter than normal making it sort of like a To-Go and was recorded spur of the moment and not edited much making it sort of like a Live Nudes
HI! I’m an episode! You can hear me! I’m doing the description this time! I talk about weird mascots. And people that died. And touching art. And sports things. And old news. And were you can buy cakes. And who you can marry. And feelings on ending games or books. And all the things I normally talk about.
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Welcome to Episode 30: Have an Episode
Descriptions are hard! And Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!
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Welcome to Episode 29: ConspiracyCast: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the BS
It is the stated position of the U.S. Air Force that their safeguards would prevent the occurrence of such events as are depicted in this podcast. Furthermore, it should be noted that none of the characters portrayed in this film are meant to represent any real persons living or dead.
This episode description will take the form of a questionnaire. See it in the Show Notes below, we thank you for your participation in advance.
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Welcome to Episode 28: I just Poohed myself
And stay tuned for next weeks episode Conspiracy-cast!!
Also this is the 100th post to the website.
This episode will fall near the top in a list of sexiest Bored Shenanigans episodes. It is nearing Valentines Day (shut up and just go with it) so it’s all about love here, except for the parts of the show that aren’t. If that’s not enough of a tease does the phrase Swiss Cheese Pervert do anything for you?
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Welcome to Episode 27: B.S. Loves You
Also Cody brings us some, as he calls it, more important news. You be the judge of that are debt ceilings, lead smelting, and education standards lowering more important than girls named Sexy, dumb coffee, and perverts with cheese.
Instead of writing a teaser description for this episode I thought I would give you a list of the rejected names : LolitaCast, ICP: Insane Christian Posse, Fuckin’ podcasts, How do they work!?, Wide Eyed and Wide Nippled, Who da Badass, Jarrett does weird things on the internet, R.I.P. Brewer, world leaders???
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Welcome to Episode 26: Death Watches and Air Cannons
No Johnfingering around and soup will go uneaten this episode. Here we have the B.S. Crew speaking seriously on the topic of government and what its ultimate goal or end should be. Not sure how effectively we do this but, hey you may hate everything we say but at least we made you think.
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Welcome to Episode 25: We the Podcast…
And I’m sure future debates will be better.
The wait is over America, Brent returns with Cody as they philosophize over porn, pro athletes pay checks, and a the state of our demographic. So roll up your sleeves and enjoy a hearty helping of BS to go!
I don’t care to right anything here… if you like us listen if you don’t listen anyways.
Teaser someone in this episode is named Emanuel Westinghouse the other drops some Hip-Hop Beats on yo’ foolz.
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Welcome to Episode 24: We Honestly Quit Caring
Alternate title for this episode is Late Cast! Things have been sorted out so hopefully no more late episodes anytime soon. I’m sure you will hear all about it in like 2-3 week when the one we recorded on Friday goes up… Also before you try to be a smart ass and say “ooo Brewer you said you would get it up on Tuesday and you didn’t your not so great, fuck you” I never said what time zone. Here in Podcastia it is still Tuesday so, Fuck you, and quit your QQ ing!! Also there is talk of inventions and poetry, the place and evolution of nerd culture, BS productions siege of FOX news, weird things the Majorious Jarrett finds on the internet, and bad horror movies.
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Welcome to Episode 23: Jar Jar Rides ze Shoopuf
This meeting has come to order.
I will get to the point; I did not have sexual relations…. I mean; here at BS Productions we have Big Plans for the Future in this Press Release we address these so, listen closely to see how we are moving forward to the next phase hitting the ground running and climbing the ladder of success straight through the glass ceiling up to the stars to boldly go shooting for the moon but we wont fly to close to the sun because we are right on target for a steady course of smooth sailing.
That is all.
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So that’s one To-Go Episode 02: State of the Shenanigans Address
one more thing…
We are opening Vault Shenanigans for another episode that never made it out when we intended it to. If you listen you will here us say why but it short we lost the first few bits of audio so we do a dramatic reenactment of what actually happen, for real, no joke, this is fact and true with truth. CiCi and Madison are here in the studio and boy howdy is it grand.
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Welcome to Episode 22: The Good, the Bad, and the Rest
No! You’re not in the Twilight Zone!! It’s the first newly recorded episode of Bored Shenanigans in the New Year and its turtles all the way down. And you will not be able to pronounce all the Giant Snakes we have for you so, take a seat in Satan’s lap and decide if you would rather pay for virginity or make history with sloppy 4002nd.
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Welcome to Episode 20: oh-fee-YOO-kuh-s
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Welcome everyone to Bored Shenanigans… To Go. On this initial episode of the To Go series Cody is joined by Brent, In which he and Brent tell embarrassing tales about themselves, wax philosophical about their friendship, talk about pod casts better than this one and briefly gloss over school emergency policy. Also enjoy Cody’s first try at editing and see if you can handle a BS episode without Brewer. So beyond all that, this episode is also somewhat of a ‘oh shit!’ as the plague has infected the BS studios, delaying our normal release schedule. As we recover, we hope you enjoy this.
Things did not go as I planed so… I am very tired right now. Here’s your description. Cody sick. Not here; Jarrett and Ernie are. We talk… that’s what a podcast is… Ernie says some controversial shit. Jarrett is Majorious. Brewer thinks anonymous Snowmen are funny.
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Welcome to Episode 20: Bed Rest
…and if it sounds like we are in a bathroom at times I assure we are not.
You seeing us undressed makes us want to Johnfinger. So we did it again. That is got naked. Well, we johnfingered too. Anyhoo, There has been a wedding in the B.S. Family. Also we get angry about nothing important. Chad makes an appearance. We take Vegas by storm then by elevator. And we learn there is a lot of truth in (Pulp) Fiction and in Kevin Smith’s new move Tusk.
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Welcome to Episode 19: Live Nudes 2: Live Nude-er
Also Brewer Officially announces running for President of Hollywood! So support him at your local polling stations.
Man, we here at B.S. Productions are tired lately. New Rest-full, New Week, Same guest Cody Jemes! This week Brewer shows a range of emotions. He is happy with Drag shows. He hates new microwaves. He is sad about no Enterprise hotel. Cody is in the same emotional state as always: angry, this time about the way DC is dealing with its movies, also Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
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Welcome to Episode 18: A Few Rests More
Also, we talk about news like Nelson Mandela and the fake sign language interpreter at his funeral. Then we debate who is to blame on the case of the girl passing out in the cold after being dropped off by friends. Oh, I almost forgot Cody talks about a prostitutes blog. I’m sure there will be a link somewhere.
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A not so live and only kind of nude episode guest starring Cody Jemes! This was originally recorded for release last Monday but with the surprise episode it got pushed back one. Still not that heavily edited ( a lot like some of my episode descriptions; I have been told some typos get throw ) its like you are in the moment with us. You can just make-believe you are a time traveler on the most boring trip through the space-time continuum ever.
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Welcome to Episode 17: A Fist Full of Rest
We talk turkey about thanksgiving, Cody talks about text messages from the rogues gallery and the troubles at his job, Brewer talks Final Fantasy then his ego explodes all over the podcast’s face.
*No gangsters or gangstas were harmed in the making of this podcast* but if they would like to send us their terms or treaties we will look them over.
If you have been looking forward to a new and improved Bored Shenanigans here it is. How was this created you find yourself asking. By a simple procedure known as a Codyectomy, it is similar to liposuction. This was necessary after the atrocities he had committed against the great lands of Podcastia. From now on he will be marked as an unperson, banished, and all toilets shall be called Codys.
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Welcome to Episode 16: Resting at the Bottom of a Soup Bowl
Also, Ernie and Jarrett join making it a Rest-full episode were we discuses, what they have been up to lately, Thanksgiving, US Military policy, and what our preferred flavor of Soup to eat is, but we don’t discriminate if you prefer to eat Stew.
Also we would like to apologies to all Indians no matter what hemisphere you are on and Robin Williams.
As teased in the last one here is our response to a comment that JJ left on Episode 13. So, if you haven’t read it go do so (hey… its in the show notes…). It gets deep, we talk about faith, religion and, the bible, and as always we speak our minds. So, if you liked Opened Minded Cast you will like this one if not, skip to the end were we talk about ours and others. Also, send Cody hate mail telling him about the weird clunking rustling noise he keeps making but can’t seem to hear himself.
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Welcome to Episode 15: Faith Takes It in the Re-Butt-al
Note –Incase you forgot. In some web browsers you need to right click the download and choose save as. For those that did not know. That means you people that don’t want to use i-Tunes.
TAKE IT OFF! WOOOOOOOOO! That’s what daddy like! Eat each others soup! Show us that Johnfinger! Poppycock! Poppycock! Poppycock!
That’s right it is Bored Shenanigans Live Nudes, as in we just recorded it and it has not been edited. We explain more in the episode, that’s why this a podcast not a blog, but boiled down the episode that was going to go up needs some serious surgery and will most likely be our next From the Vault episode. So, Stay Tuned! And Now…
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Welcome to Episode 14: Live Nudes
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So, see, what happens here is we use the podcast as therapy for a little wile. We talk about things we just realized about ourselves and the kinds of people we hate whether it is politically correct to or not, so it gets a little serious and then it is business as usual. Which involves an anonymous comment, Cody’s rank on the podcast, bad rap songs and super heroes, and Anne Frank.
Also, Happy Veterans Day! Service Guaranties Citizenship here at Bored Shenanigans
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Welcome to Episode 13: Opened Minded Cast
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I knew this podcast was trouble when it walked in the door. It had that look in it’s eye like it wanted to be a home wrecker. As it approached me, I could sense that it wanted to eat my soup. When it spoke, I knew that the shenanigans it had in mind could surely get us both killed. The stench of tobacco and cheap bourbon hung heavy in the room, as the podcast continued to cast, I could see the rabbit it was chasing would end in nothing more than high stakes deal for the heroes involved. It would have grimacing detectives dropping in on beaver-cleaverville and letting their thought bubbles hanging darkly. Darkly like the crime that haunts our once fair city. The cast had definite proof that the Bored Shenanigans rouges gallery could all play cliche parts in a noir film. Proof, I will believe proof when I see it. Join us now for Cast Me Deadly
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Watch your Back in Episode 12: Cast Me Deadly
Also November 9 is Carl Sagan Day so do something sciencey!
There is Hate Mail again so see the show notes.
We look at what role we would play in a world of monsters and demon. Oh! And I almost forgot WE GOT HATE MAIL!!! Also we answer some of the questions that burn at the core of the workings of not only our own psyches but the foundations of the world order in a new segment we call Rapid Fire Cast!
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Welcome to Episode 11: Welcome to Fantasy Podcast
Check out the Show Notes for the Hate Mail!
Also go to the Faceyspace page to see Out of Order!
I have no clue about what the title means…. Anyhoo, In a world were Muppets are darker and more edgy, were distance is measured in gnomes, one man, Chad, dares to defy Batman to track down Le Loyon, mystifying monster of Switzerland’s forest. When not on the chase he has a lustful encounter with a mysterious woman in the front seat of his car.
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Welcome to Episode 10: BS Fail Redo
There are show notes isn’t that dandy.
All joking aside this episode might actually offend people especially those that can’t take their beliefs being questioned.
After the standard up front B.S. we get into two topics that are important to us, Politics and Skepticism, you guess which one of us goes with which topic.
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Welcome to Episode 9: Dammit Think for Yourselves People
Also Cody reads one of his poems Live! And Brewer’s reign of terror at the beginnings of the show ends.
And we have a new fictional character. Introducing Larry Sanders!
*NOTE* this episode will have Show Notes and they may get up dated throughout the week so check back.
This episode is restless in more ways than one. No and the rest first off and Brewer and Cody tell the tail of when Cody did not sleep for over 116 hours. Also, Brewer finally succumbs to his own self imposed power and goes nuts at the beginning. We spend time talking directly to some members of our audience culminating in the fantasy that our listeners reference the B.S. Crew in the sexual fantasies.
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Welcome to Episode 8: sleepy sleepy no sleep
Also, sorry that this is later on Monday than it normally is there were things crashing last night. So I had to redo a large part of the work on getting the episode cut together and did not have the heart to do it at 4 am. Plus quit your bitching it is still Monday I haven’t lied to you yet. I don’t count this as the first late release.
One more thing I don’t know if you noticed but there is a new tab titled Show Notes. That is where things like links to articles or videos, that we end up talking about in that episode, will go if they aren’t just general Links of Interest.
Oh god, so tired, can barely type… If I only had more rest. Hey, look this button down below feels the same way I do.
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Welcome to Episode 7: I Need More Rest
As I sleep you can hear the Majorious Jarrett talk about sex dungeons, jazz and writing about it, and in general take every silly, juvenile thing we say and answer it straight and seriously with as much thought and care as someone being questioned by witch hunters in Salem. Also, Cody is there too. I don’t know I think he talks about Nicolas Cage or his love for Jarrett or bitches about something, I don’t know.
You look tired how about you get some rest. This podcast will be very Rest-full to take you on that long drive to work, or level grinding for that elusive XP so you can wear those boot, or get you through that school project you just don’t have the heart for without some good quality entertainment.
Well, we don’t have quality but we do have Brent, to keep with the Kevin Smith referencing, the Jason Mewes of the BSiverse minus the drugs. Also, Brandy the, what did Brent have to do for the devil to land a girl this far above his lot in life, wife.
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Welcome to Episode 6: The rest of the Rest
Here you shall hear Brent do a very bad job at telling stories and jokes and Brandy scold him for it. One final addendum this is also an episode that was recorded at the same time as the one from last week so, well you will hear me say so if you download.
Here we have an episode that slipped through the cracks. The first Lost Episode. Don’t know how you lose an episode of a podcast? Listen and find out.
This was recorded back around the time we released episode 1 and as the overly clever name suggests, we talk about Bigfoot. What it does not suggest is we also talk about bad 90’s media and as always our penises.
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Welcome to Episode 5: the bigfoot episode
note: the Links of interest page will be update shorty. I am to lazy to do it now. Hey, at least that sentence is honest.
