To whom it may concern,

You are the reason our society is in the state that it is in. I am thoroughly disappointed in that you are promoting such filth on the internet. I imagine that podcasts were destined to wax about things much more philosophical than one another’s penises. I cannot believe that such shallow gutter talk has transcended upon the youth of today. You sirs are not nearly as important as you feel you are. Hopefully your luster soon runs dry and you abandon all hope of polluting the airway.

Professor P.